Once again, it’s been a long, long time since I’ve been on here. It’s really hard to stay with this writing thing, but I haven’t given up yet. My first novel is nearing completion, and don’t ask me how long it’s been near completion. I’ll try to sum things up for you in a quick paragraph.
If I didn’t already say so last time, I became engaged while in Cancun with Rachel. Fat Sandwich closed down…what a surprise. For the last six months I’ve been unemployed, which isn’t nearly as fun as it sounds. In March, whilst brandishing a replica of William Wallace’s sword, dressed in Elven clothing, I married the beautiful Lady Rachel. We went to Estes Park, Colorado for our honeymoon and had a great time. I built a tiny house for my wife, and I am on the verge of being accepted to the Norman Police Academy.
That should catch you up on things. More to come soon.
